Charles Darwin Birthday poem
If the intelligent designers
and DNA huggers
would bury the hatchet
and all become lovers
I would be so damn shocked
I would smother me in butter.
‘
All of the people
looking for God in the Book
It turn out he’s always
in the last place ya look.
He’s been hiding strands
of coded spaghetti…
And its all testament
of the “Selfish Gene”.
‘
A Quantum meta-physician
to me, he would always insist:
“God and Man created each other
else neither could exist”
then I mention Albert Einstein
and he just got really pissed.
‘
the fact is a man is
made of what he chooses to be.
What he chooses to believe
creates his reality.
if i tell him he wrong
I put his Truths in jeopardy.
‘
Besides citing Data
From Evolutionary Theory.
is much harder work, than,
my waxing metaphysically!
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Happy Birthday Chuck!
Happy Valentines Day!
wow i didnt even know it was his birthday.
February 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm
the origional “Chuck D”— Charles Darwin was born Febuary 12 1809.
He would in Fact be 200 years old.
Sadly, this is the best poem I could come up with.
February 17, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Ha! I thought this was great! =)
The lines: “I would be so damn shocked, I would smother me in butter” –
cracked me up.. =)
So glad to see this new blog exists.
How are you doing, Chris? It’s been a while…
~smj
March 2, 2009 at 1:03 am
i meant “old” blog still exists… I thought you had stopped writing here…
March 2, 2009 at 2:28 am
Hey SMJ,
I wanted a to have a hodgepodge poetry blog that was trippy and moody.
I kept forgetting to return the E-mail verification to delete “cafedog..” so I just rebuilt it as a poetry blog.
The selfhosted Blog is mostly a photography of my hometown…All of the poems that are still there at that site… are also here at “Cafedog’s Canteen”
I’m glad you liked my hugger,lover, smother, butter rhyme scheme!
I’m doing well.
Glad to see you are posting poetry again!
March 2, 2009 at 7:56 pm